Month: July 2004

  • Asian Americans and Hamburgers?

    We all know that Asians (at least the ones that I know) are obsessed about food. When thinking about food tv and Asians, what comes to mind is Iron Chef. A series about Chinese Restaurants are the best that could be hoped by me.

    Greg Pak’s Asian American Film website is pushingHarold & Kumar Go to White Castle“, in which two underachieving Asian Americans have misaventures while pursuing a craving for the slider-style burgers. From the people that brought you “Dude, Where’s My Car”, I wouldn’t expect much, but the initial reviews on RottenTomatoes are strong. OK, it’s a Cheech and Chong stoner movie, but apparently it’s smart, and like Better Luck Tomorrow, theatergoer response will drive future investment in Asian American film. So, think about the crave the weekend of July 30th.

  • Found by PBS

    1421, The Year that China Discovered America?, the book about the Ming dynasty treasure ships that may have discovered the Americas decades before Columbus, is now a PBS documentary. Watch it Wednesday night at 9 ET on WNET 13, or at 3 PM ET August 1 on WLIW 21.

    Doki-Doki, the short film from yesterday’s stalking entry is on the schedule in December.

  • Fun with search logs

    Some people arrive at this blog for some really wierd reasons. First of all, thanks MSN search for entirely bloating our page hits by insisting on pulling all of our pages every morning. I’m not sure why they’re doing it.

    The vast majority come by from a Yahoo search link. Get a load of these search terms: (these are actual search terms from this week)

    Casey Cook Engineering Company Managers email
    Teresa Heinz’s Daughter in Law Pics
    Trudeau Bush Doonesburry 2004 Yale
    Bathing Suit by Andrew MacKenzie at his men’s fashion collection for the Spring-Summer 2005
    Feigal, Jennifer
    Julie Chen Leslie Moonves engaged
    Night Life Gothenberg Sweeden
    NYS DOH fishing fluke limit
    Russel Baker’s obituary skokie
    britsh detective series’ and television
    rachael yamagata mp3
    latest philipino invention
    john kerry royal bloodline
    North Carolina, Tennesee divorce custody case
    how tall is david boreanez
    airtrain avoid paying

    I don’t know what to make of this; I have no idea how the search algorithm came up with fishing fluke limit? I guess we are vaguely authorative about a lot of things?

  • Hide and Seek: All About Stalking in Asian American Short Films

    If this year’s crop of short films at the 27th Asian American International Film Festival in New York is any indication, we’re really good at being stalkers and stalkees. Here’s some lessons based on the films that I’ve seen so far:

    You need a go-between if both parties want to simultaneously stalk each other.
    Bicycles & Radios: greying Radio DJ hooks up “two wounded souls”. They end up following each other to buy batteries at the store and running to a pay phone to call in to the radio station at the appointed hour.

    Take up to three years (or 1,000 days, whichever comes first) to confront your stalker.
    Doki-Doki: female commuter takes notes on all of her fellow travellers throughout the seasons. She finally gathers up the courage to confront the pre-school classmate who takes the same train every day.

    Never approach more than three feet if you don’t want sparks to fly.
    3 Feet Apart: in this animation, the protagonist is born with a cell phone is his head. He meets his dream girlfriend, who was born with speakers in her head. Whenever they get too close, the feedback drives everyone nuts.

    Get some of their clothing before making sotto voce declarations of love.
    In Sangam, the Indian immigrant gives up his scarf in order to woo an Indian American man on the train to be his wife.
    In Green Stalk, a Filipina store clerk gets caught up with her female customer’s private items of clothing

    Try to speak their language, even if they have no idea what you’re saying.
    The Bakery: non-Chinese speaking Joy is followed and saved by a Cantonese speaking Caucasian

    If you’re dead, stalking can save your life.
    In Fate, a cupid-style angel stalks a female office worker to figure out why she is always so sad. (Bonus points for a director that can sneak in Jay Chou as a soundtrack to a movie with Filipino co-stars).

    To top it all off, all of the movies in the 64 Hour Film Shootout needed to insert in some way the theme “Hide and Seek”. If this is not a conspiracy theory, I don’t know what is.

    That being said, this year is unique in that the shorts are much more numerous and are of much higher quality than anything I’ve seen in the past; in fact, I’m only going to see one feature length program this year. (I did see Chinese Restaurants, which is actually 3 episodes of a 13 part series, so that wasn’t really a feature — absolutely incredible that there was like 5 minutes of air time explaining Hakka Chinese) . In four or five years, I hope that this generation will be putting out mainstream features.

  • Blending In

    The New York Times > Washington > Dress Code May Hinder Their Work, Air Marshals Say

    From the article:

    Andrea Houck, 52, who was traveling through New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport this week, said that she thought federal air marshals should be “totally undercover.”

    “Look around you,” Ms. Houck said as she pointed to other passengers waiting in the food court. “Most people are traveling in T-shirts, sweatshirts and khakis.” She added: “If I was a terrorist and I spotted someone dressed like an air marshal in a suit, I wouldn’t get on that flight. I would get on another one.”

    Hey, if that’s the case, perhaps more people should dress up in suits. I know that I actually like wearing a sport jacket on the plane because I never have enough pockets to hold all of the stuff I’m carrying while doing my mad dashes to the gate. If it acts as terrorist repellant, that’s fine by me too.

  • Talking Chicken, Turkey

    Central American chicken chain Pollo Campero opens in Corona, and on 5th Avenue and 45th Street in Brooklyn. Supposedly the chicken is so good that people would carry boxes on the plane back home to the U.S.

    Turkey is transporting the Trojan Horse from the movie Troy to Canakkale (the real one, not a computer simulation) to boost tourism.

    The Practical Nomad has been keeping up with my favorite reality show, The Amazing Race. He’s an expert in around the world travel. Would you believe a stay at this week’s pitstop, an Argentinian ranch/beef churriseria extravangza is US$100 a day? Incredibly expensive to locals, but cheaper than a nightly stay at a hotel in Rhode Island where I have to go to a conference at the end of the month.

  • Rain, rain, and more rain in the NYC metro area. It’s practically flooding in Jersey. Yech.

    Interesting little quiz on Slate.com: “Red or Blue—Which Are You?”, wherein you fill out the on-line Scantron sheet (so reminiscent of my public school days, when we were inundated with Scantron sheets) and see what state (of mind, anyway) you are – red or blue. I answered the questions; turns out I knew some answers such the my state of mind is more “in the middle” (although I’d like to think that I leaned toward blue, being in a blue city in a bluish state; but I’m a proven moderate after all).

    Apparently, Rolling Stone magazine has an interview with Garry Trudeau, the Doonesbury comic strip man, about what he recalls of his overlapping with George W. Bush in Yale, and Associated Press gets to reveal the interesting soundbites of said interview. Personally, I’ve heard some of Trudeau’s lines before (either on the interview he had with Ted Koppel way back when or in some article I read elsewhere). I’d be more interested if Trudeau had some recollection on John Kerry (who, I think, had some overlap with Trudeau and Bush at Yale; Yale must have been an interesting place in the 1960’s…)

    I really don’t know whether to be relieved that ex-football coach Mike Ditka is deciding not to run for the GOP for the U.S. Senate seat of Illinois. And, why oh why are so many ex-athletes Republican anyway? Sports Illustrated had this odd photo spread (for the “Where are they now?” issue of profiling ex-athletes); the only politician (former or active)/ex-athlete who was a Democrat in the picture was Bill Bradley.

    Check out “Beyond ‘Buffy’: State of sci-fi on TV” on MSNBC. Interesting article. It’s not like I have actual cable access to make my own accurate assessment on the state of tv sci-fi. But, if I’d have to put in some commentary, it’d be like this: local syndication has given me seasons 1-5 of “Stargate SG1” so many times (well, season 5 or 6, I forget which, is being shown like the third time this year on Channel 9…) and so what little of “SG1” I have seen has ways of irritating me for some unexplained reason (the writing isn’t tight enough for me or I’d wish they would develop the characters’ storylines just a tad more or else the parasite-power-mad alien premise just freaks me out too much or what; I just can’t figure it out). On the plus side, “SG1” has a talented cast; I’ve stopped seeing actor Richard Dean Anderson as his previous signature character of MacGyver (of course, that show has been gone so long so it’s only understandable that I would not ID him as MacGyver anymore; cannot say the same about Tom Selleck – will always see him as Magnum PI, which either says he’s not that good of an actor or else too good as Magnum – although he did a good job on “Friends”)…. Plus, I miss “Angel” and “Buffy”; their (inconsistently shown) reruns don’t quite satisfy. “Star Trek: Enterprise” needs improvement so badly (and I’ve probably said that so many times). What little of “Smallville” I’ve managed to catch this year only serves to annoy me (I am not a Superman person; can we please have Batman back? For real now, not some tease). “Charmed” is starting to really tick me off for skimping on its drama (and going too heavy on its campiness and having too many dumb holes in its plots; I’m too old for this show, obviously)…. Ok, I could go on, but it won’t be pretty, so I’ll just stop now.

    I guess I got loaded on MSNBC links in this post. I guess I got bored with my usual websurfing sites; maybe I should look for new stuff to view.

  • All-Stars

    Major League Baseball All-Star Game on right now. What the heck was going on with that top of the first inning? Pitcher Roger Clemens giving up all these runs; his nemesis Mike Piazza catching him, but definitely not making Clemens feeling very comfortable. Crazy stuff that the NY baseball fans/NY media will feed on…

    What’s with that annoying “Jeopardy” winner, Ken Jennings? Will he ever finish his never-ending run on the show? How I miss the days back when champions were not allowed to stay on longer than a week.

    The passing of Isabel Sanford, best known to tv fans for her role as Louise “Weezie” Jefferson. Salute to a tv icon (I don’t have TV land or other rerun channel, but I spent way too much of the 1980’s watching stuff like the “Jeffersons,” a true sitcom classic. Like, remember the weird Halloween episode where Weezie, George, and the rest of their gang had to stop a murderer? Ah, there goes that theme song: the Jeffersons, livin’ way up in the sky…movin’ on up…).

  • Good Inn, Bad Pun, Ugly Color

    When is a Chinese wedding not a Chinese wedding? When it’s at Rudolph Valentino’s house at Caffe on the Green in Bayside. Excellent food and fantastic service; I’d go back again — check out the photos. Except for the alleged January bias incident between a group of Chinese women and a group of Family members earlier this year, if you get what I mean. More detail at this website.

    On Law & Order SVU episode “Angels”, someone must have been a friend of someone else or won a contest, because in the morgue shot, the coroner introduces the cast to their “forensic odontologist” (a.k.a. the guy that does your post mortem dental work), Dr. Nova Cain. That was really bad, folks.

    It was a dark and stormy night…. except for the realization that the Borough of Kings has finally arrived — 24 hour Duane Reed in Downtown Brooklyn! It’s just as expensive as in the city ($1.19 + tax and deposit for a 16 oz. bottle of Coke), but there it is in all of its neon and fluorescent glory on the corner of Fulton and Smith, which is around the block from my house. Actually, there appears to be at least 3 – 24 hour locations in Brooklyn; CVS in the Kings Highway region is also 24 hours. Now at least if I’m in need, I have somewhere to crawl in the middle of the night.

  • Reflect on present and past; avoid thinking about the future

    Ah, back to work? Geez. I don’t even want to think about what’s on my desk for tomorrow.

    Yesterday, I saw “King Arthur.” Not spectacular, as the professional critics already observed, but I enjoyed it. My apologies to the male audience of the blog, who may very well think the world of the actress Kiera Knightley, but I couldn’t stop myself from admiring the men of this movie, a handsome bunch if I may say so. 😉 Otherwise, it was one of those movies where the military/male-bonding was pretty predictable (but always moving) stuff. “Lord of the Rings” more or less changed the way anyone thinks of the Big Battle Scene, but “King Arthur” was ok. Go for the matinee or else the DVD with the missing scenes which may have made this one a bit better.

    Inspiring story on NY1, where they profile a president of a NYC Harlem hospital; a person of color in the medical profession who is committed to providing quality medical care to the community. Despite discrimination and personal sacrifices, Dr. Samuel Daniel sounded optimistic and dedicated about transforming the practice of medicine and a community.

    Interesting article in the NY Times about the Republican Party’s social conservatives feeling slighted about seeing so many social liberal Republicans getting air time at the upcoming convention. One wonders: what does it mean to be “Republican”? Do we naturally equate “Republican” with “conservative”? It’s not like it’s the “Conservative” party (with a capital “C” like in Canada and Britain); surely one could be Republican without being conservative (sort of like it’s ok to be Democrat and not be liberal?). A quote from the article: “Steve Schmidt, a spokesman for the Bush campaign, said: ‘The Republican Party is a national party, and the convention lineup will reflect the broad national appeal of the Republican Party. When the speaker lineup is complete, it will reflect that.’” – it makes me wonder what it means to be a “national” party – does it mean being tolerant and expansive or being more focused (being “conservative”)?

    Yesterday, the newsmedia highlighted the 200th anniversary of the Alexander Hamilton-Aaron Burr duel, which occurred out in Weehawken. I may highlight some of the NY Times articles once I get a chance to fully review them, but I think they’ve all been interesting stuff. Little known fact: I may know much more than I should about the Hamilton-Burr duel since I did research on it in college. (considering my Alma Mater, perhaps it was unavoidable that I got into it). I also liked this query about whether Hamilton could have been a precursor to modern Republicans. I’d posit no, since he was strong on making a strong executive (regardless of party designation? – not sure on that actually) and less on states’ power (he was not quite the “federalist” of today’s stripe); and his background is probably less-than-palatable for the social conservatives’ taste. But, Hamilton liked living well and making money; was a social climber; and did lip service for family values. So, it’s debatable as to which modern party he would have been. He could easily be neither. (the same could be said about Thomas Jefferson, a Hamilton opponent who pretty much backed away from Burr, his vice president, after that duel debacle).

    The lesson from the duel, I’d say, is one should be very careful about how one defines “manhood” and “honor.” Burr wanted to defend his honor and, rather than just sue Hamilton for slander and defamation and other lovely, non-lethal, litigation at common law, he went for other means. Hamilton, despite having lost a son to a duel the previous year of 1803, was not necessarily better at avoiding the costs of defending or responding to a challenge. So it goes in a day in American history in 1804. Drop by the Trinity Church cemetary in downtown Manhattan, and salute the Hamilton tombstone.