What state are you?



You’re North Dakota!
You are rather remote, and even inaccessible to the average person. While many would thus describe you as stuck-up, to you it seems more like you’re just stuck. When no one is looking, you yearn to engage in 19th-century European political subterfuge. When looking for peace, head for the garden. But please, be extremely careful around wood-chippers.

Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

0 thoughts on “What state are you?”

  1. You’re Wisconsin!
    You are perhaps the cheesiest person alive. You like ’80’s music, posing
    for photographs, fastballs, cartoon cheetahs, and real mice. You want to have a cow,
    man. You have been known to do the Forrest Gump shrimp routine with the word “cheese”
    replacing “shrimp”. Once in a while, beer will supplement your diet of unending cheese.
    Deep down, though, you’d prefer to drink fermented cheese.

    Take the State Quiz
    at the Blue Pyramid.

  2. I’m Hawaii!

    When they first meet you, few people can tell whether you want to say
    hello or goodbye. Either way, most of them will end up saying that you’re their favorite
    person to visit, if only they could afford the trip. But your soft and warm image is
    belied by an explosive undercurrent in your personality than can leave you drenched with
    tears or boiling with anger for days on end. You are rather fond of using plants as
    clothing.

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