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  • Quest for the Rest

    There’s something completely disarming about The Polyphonic Spree. Best known for “Light and Day” from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the one part Beatles, one part Beach Boys, one part non-sectarian choir, one part refugees from a Hair hippy band kicked butt on Craig Kilborne tonight. Try out their Sgt. Pepper-ish flash game.

    At the Asian American International Film Fest, “Bicycles & Radios” wins the shorts jury award. “Kal Ho Naa Ho (Tomorrow May Never Come)” and “Travellers and Magicians” tie for the audience award. I didn’t get a chance to see Travellers and Magicians, but the other two films were fantastic. Tomorrow May Never Come in India is like the Indian Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon — in its home turf very popular but not considered to be the best example of Bollywood, but goes gangbusters overseas. Here, it is critically acclaimed, even though it perpetuates some Indian stereotypes of Chinese, Catholics and homosexuals. However, even with those factors and some bizarre warping of city geography (the main character managed to run from St. Luke’s Hospital to Queens to NYU Midtown to the Brooklyn Ferry!) it was absolutely faithful in its love affair with New York City. The idea of breaking out into a Bollywood dance number on the (real) Brooklyn Bridge, on top of the ruins of the Brooklyn Stores in the Empire State Park, or in a Queens neighborhood actually works. It takes the Broadway Musical Motion Picture into the 21st Century. Rent it from Netflix.

    I’m off to Rhode Island tonight for another conference Wednesday night. Honestly, I’d rather not go on this trip — it’s going to be raining all the way there, and I have to drive on I-95 at night, and I’m not holding too much expectation in the published sessions. At least P– is going along with me.

  • Monday into Tuesday (or The Democrats are in Boston, Day 1)

    Watched the Democratic Party convention, day 1, mostly on PBS (thank you, Jim Lehrer, for giving more coverage than the networks to keep us non-cable-access-news-junkies informed), but I ultimately watched ABC for the 10pm to 11pm hour for the big Bill Clinton finish (pro: Lehrer showed the important speeches; con: Lehrer kept switching to the talking heads between speeches, so no glimpses of the weird entertainment moments at Boston’s Fleet Center; points to Peter Jennings for keeping things minimum, except for the weird moment when he made Caroline Kennedy make a comment – come on, Peter! Oh well).

    Al Gore’s speech started off with odd, self-effacing/self-ridiculing jokes but became a well-done Al Gore speech, reminiscent of his better moments of yore (i.e., the reason why he had more popular votes in 2000).

    Jimmy Carter was an interest speechmaker; he pulled some serious political punches for a guy known for his kindly Southern smile and peacemaking reputation.

    The Reverend Alston, a crewmate of John Kerry from their Vietnam War tour of duty, made a rousing speech.

    Hilary Clinton took more time than I’d like; but then you have outraged NY’ers demanding that she should have had more time. Personally, I’d say that one should take what one should/could get and don’t bother asking for more (because it isn’t quite about the Clinton Story; it’s about the John-and-John Show – stay on point, remember…).

    Bill Clinton – ah, the shortest Bill Clinton speech in memory and very nicely done. Kerry might as well have Bill and Al campaign for him and that’ll rack in the popular votes (well, either that or polarize the country some more; take your pick or your poison).

    July 26’s NY Times’ Jodi Wilgoren highlighted Kerry’s trip to the Red Sox-Yankees game of Sunday night and his visit to Ohio. I’d expect that Kerry would be a Bosox fan (I mean, what else?), but then there’s a damned-if-you-do/damned-if-you-don’t quality about it. (do you risk alienating Yankee fans electorate? (probably alienate the Yankee Republican even more). What about the Bosox fan Republican, who probably won’t like Kerry even if they have that one thing in common – liking the Bosox).

    Wilgoren’s most interesting paragraph in the article was about Kerry’s visit to a Columbus, OH, neighborhood:

    Perhaps the most poignant moment came when Abdul Rashid, 39, an African-American who was raised Muslim, spoke about the discrimination he has felt since Sept. 11. Mr. Kerry strode toward Mr. Rashid, who was sitting in the last row, shook his hand, and then scooped up his 6-month-old son, Hasim.

    “I’m a Catholic,” Mr. Kerry said. “Hasim’s Muslim, and there are, I hope, Jews and other denominations here, and maybe people who are agnostic.” He added, “Here’s what I know: I’m running to be president of the United States of America, I’m running to be president of all of the American people, all of our citizens.”

    Telling how his cross-country swing into the convention began at his birthplace outside of Denver and would wind up in his hometown, Boston, Mr. Kerry noted that eight American presidents were born in Ohio, more than in any other state.

    “May I, today, find somebody to adopt me quickly?” he asked. “I want a bit of that pedigree.”

    You know it’s the year 2004 when even bloggers are part of the official media corps at the Democratic convention, as this NY Times article highlighted. You’d have to be professional as possible, but may not necessarily have the same kind of funding as, say, the big networks do. Or, do what this 16-year old credentialed blogger did: asked his parents.

    And, last but not least, a non-convention reference: a NY Times article on the upcoming “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.” The Times film critic, A.O. Scott, notes some interesting thoughs about a movie that would, by all appearances, be just another stoner-dude-where’s-my-car kind of movie:

    But what about that big report due on Monday? No problem: just dump it on the Korean guy in the far cubicle. Our [white guy] hero is free to pursue the carefree debauchery that is his birthright.

    Except, of course, that the pale-skinned frat boy type is not the hero at all. He and his friend[…] are walk-on doofuses who pretty much walk out of the movie, leaving it in the hands of that unassuming Korean guy, Harold. He turns out to be the more uptight half of a classic buddy-movie pair — the wilder half is his roommate, a South Asian former pre-med named Kumar — intent on claiming their own share of carefree debauchery. In the process, they pretty much revolutionize the slacker-stoner-comedy genre.

    Well, perhaps that’s a bit grandiose, given that what Harold and Kumar really want to do, after a few Friday night tokes, is satisfy a powerful case of the munchies, an urge that leads them deep into the wilds of New Jersey and lands them in all kinds of trouble. But the movie’s apparently simple shifts of racial and generational emphasis — replacing the traditional white (or, in recent variants, black) teenagers or undergraduates with Asian-Americans in their post-college years — at once upend the conventions of youth-oriented goofball comedy and revitalize them. “Harold and Kumar” is as delightfully stupid[…] but it is also one of the few recent comedies that persuasively, and intelligently, engage the social realities of contemporary multicultural America.

    So, the geeks are just out for some debauched fun, and, yeah, APA’s are pressured (by their immigrant parents or by society or whatever) to be I-bankers and (medical) doctors, and yeah, there’s that thing called discrimination or prejudice or what-have-you, but:

    The prejudice that Harold and Kumar encounter — expressed by a carload of extreme-sports headbangers and by doltish New Jersey law enforcement officers, among others — is more a matter of inconvenience, of moronic uncoolness, than oppression. And in fighting back against it, Harold and Kumar are motivated less by a sense of wounded pride or profound injustice than by a familiar individualist exasperation. They just want hamburgers (and sex, and decent weed and a good time) — which is to say they want what is theirs by birthright as young, affluent, reasonably good-looking American consumers. Though they are occasionally abused and insulted, they also carry with them assumptions of social privilege, intellectual capital and economic opportunity.

    In other words, Harold and Kumar are just two guys. No more, no less. And, they won’t let the bad stuff (like, you know, the bad behavior of prejudiced people) get them down. They like their White Castle burgers, ’cause, you know, munchies and all that. Sure. So glad that APA’s have come all this way just to be… like anyone else. Okay. That’s fine – we all have the right to be “delightfully stupid.” (good grief, how often does such a phrase turn up in writings about these kinds of movies?)… 😉

    All good. Stay tuned for Day 2 of the Democratic Convention. Me the News Junkie will continue merrily along… (nope, not that Harold-Kumar type of junkie either…)

  • Sunday into Monday

    A not-terribly exciting weekend. Spent most of it not awake or else still trying to throw stuff out (stuff dating back to the college or law school days or as recent as last week’s mail). In the process of changing offices at work, so cleaning out stuff is also happening at work. Came across copies of NY Law Journal that just piles up. There was an ad for this law firm, which had a picture of a cat and a blurb: “When you’re overseeing estate planning and/or nursing home arrangements for clients of advancing age who express concern for the fate of their pet cats, you should know that since 1982, thousands of people have entrusted the welfare of their cats to us.” All I could think was: “That’s a nice looking cat,” and “God, there’s a law firm out there looking out for kitty cats – aww…”

    Speaking of cute furry animals, I was watching “Nature” on PBS tonight, and they were broadcasting the episode on pandas. Sooo cute!

    I watched the documentary on “1421: The Year China Discovered America?” on PBS this week. It was intriguing to watch a documentary on Zheng He, the eunuch admiral who commanded the Chinese fleet under the Ming dynasty (successful in promoting the empire’s power, until the next Ming emperor demolished it and the jealous courties burned a bunch of records) and to see how the medieval world was more interconnected than we’d think (the fleet was at least on record for having made it as far as India and therefore able to trade with stuff from Europe and made southeast Asia appreciate/respect/fear the power of China). Gavin Menzies, a British retired naval officer, though, researched and stood by his theory that the Chinese found America, to support his answer to the question of who drew the maps that indicated land on the other side of the Atlantic, maps pre-dating the Portuguese whose work influenced Columbus. That part of the documentary veered toward scary – Menzies, among other things, swore by his interpretation of translations of medieval merchants’ writings and DNA research of Native Americans who had Asiatic genetic indicators (i.e., hints that they were descendents of shipwrecked Chinese sailors), and that he is on his way to collecting more “evidence.”

    Some Problems, which the documentary was very good about showing: DNA “evidence” hasn’t exactly dated Asiatic genetic indicators to 500 years ago (if anything, they may just date back to when the first Native Americans crossed over to America from the Asia’s Siberian landbridge to Alaska); Menzies is not a scholar of medieval Portugeuse, so he’s relying on translations of written texts – not exactly able to read them first hand himself; and he even misreads the translations; and the archeological evidence isn’t there to verify anything either. Plus, he’s hardly an archeologist or even an expert of American, Chinese, and European histories. The documentarians were good about showing the historical and cultural aspects of the history and possibilities – and did a nice job of showing weaknesses in this one man’s theory.

    For me, ultimately, whether or not the Chinese or the Vikings or whatever ancient group (for instance, one theory posits the ancient Welsh) made it to America, the legacy of Columbus remains, in ways that the others have not quite done: he made it possible for the Old World to be entrenched in the New World – for better or for worse – which is why 1492 remains a date to be remembered.

    And, in other tv commentary: that Ken Jennings on “Jeopardy” is on summer hiatus; the new season will be in September, and he will be back to continue his winnings run. On Friday, he shattered the one-day winnings record, and he may or may not be bad for ratings (at least he’s getting people to talk about the show “Jeopardy” again).

    Have a good week.

  • Looking forward to Friday

    Recently watched “Bourne Identity” on video – decent, fun, action-packed, but poignant (character-wise) movie. Now I’m just looking forward to seeing the sequel, opening tomorrow, “Bourne Supremacy.” Doesn’t hurt that “Entertainment Weekly” makes the upcoming movie sound curiously interesting ((a) I’m too easily swayed when EW says something’s good and I can sense that it is too; and (b) apparently, Matt Damon as Bourne gets to use a rolled up magazine as a weapon – very cool).

    Recently finished reading Sharon Kay Penman’s “Dragon’s Lair,” British medieval mystery. The young hero, the series’ protagonist, is developing nicely as a compelling character, although I still felt that the mystery’s plot was somewhat weak (wherein Justin, Queen Mother Eleanor’s man, has to figure out what happened to stolen chattel that was supposed to be ransom to rescue the kidnapped King Richard; murder and royal court soap opera make things complicated).

    Recently finished reading J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets,” the second book in the series. I thought it was better than the first book – more development of the character of Harry. Whether I’m still on pace to read all five books of the series before the summer is over is debatable, but I’m inching toward book 3.

    Visited StarTrek.com – wherein there is the announcement of the passing of Jerry Goldsmith, Hollywood composer. He is most known for the Star Trek theme from “Star Trek: The Motion Picture” which later became the theme for “Star Trek: The Next Generation.” The article notes that he also made the themes for “Star Trek: First Contact” and for “Star Trek: Voyager.” Could’ve sworn he also did “Deep Space Nine”‘s theme too. I’ll definitely agree that Goldsmith made great music – not only does the theme for Next Gen always send thrills in me, that “First Contact” soundtrack was stunning stuff.

    StarTrek.com also provided updates on the upcoming Season 4 of “Enterprise” – I’m either encouraged by the news out of the rumor mill or else really scared that this is going to be a roller coaster quality type of season. Too soon to say.

    Spent most of Thursday night watching a “Scrubs” marathon on NBC. Ah, so much fun. This show and “Arrested Development” on FOX are the two most watchable comedies of the current generation of network comedies currently on the air. Wish NBC showed more reruns of “Scrubs” (wished my VCR actually taped more of the episodes, but that’s another story) this summer and that NBC was actually consistent about the timeslot for “Scrubs” (that network so disrespects anything that isn’t a reality show or a show prefaced with the words “Law and Order”). I haven’t forgiven NBC’s entertainment division for cancelling “Boomtown,” and I’m not surprised that CBS has done much better in the ratings with consistent servings of reruns of its good shows. (“Amazing Race” is clearly good quality (even if I’m not watching it, I can tell); whereas when will CBS ever learn that “Big Brother” isn’t watchable???). And, I agree with the professional tv critics – so not fair that the Emmies did not nominate John McGinley of “Scrubs” for an acting nomination – he is so good as the aggressive but compassionate (to the patients anyway) Dr. Cox.

    Fascinating article on MSNBC – geneaology and DNA testing may help people trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan. Hmm, and that means what, exactly? That he was one busy conqueror, populating Eurasia??…

    And, back to looking forward to Friday.

  • Asian Americans and Hamburgers?

    We all know that Asians (at least the ones that I know) are obsessed about food. When thinking about food tv and Asians, what comes to mind is Iron Chef. A series about Chinese Restaurants are the best that could be hoped by me.

    Greg Pak’s Asian American Film website is pushingHarold & Kumar Go to White Castle“, in which two underachieving Asian Americans have misaventures while pursuing a craving for the slider-style burgers. From the people that brought you “Dude, Where’s My Car”, I wouldn’t expect much, but the initial reviews on RottenTomatoes are strong. OK, it’s a Cheech and Chong stoner movie, but apparently it’s smart, and like Better Luck Tomorrow, theatergoer response will drive future investment in Asian American film. So, think about the crave the weekend of July 30th.

  • Found by PBS

    1421, The Year that China Discovered America?, the book about the Ming dynasty treasure ships that may have discovered the Americas decades before Columbus, is now a PBS documentary. Watch it Wednesday night at 9 ET on WNET 13, or at 3 PM ET August 1 on WLIW 21.

    Doki-Doki, the short film from yesterday’s stalking entry is on the schedule in December.

  • Fun with search logs

    Some people arrive at this blog for some really wierd reasons. First of all, thanks MSN search for entirely bloating our page hits by insisting on pulling all of our pages every morning. I’m not sure why they’re doing it.

    The vast majority come by from a Yahoo search link. Get a load of these search terms: (these are actual search terms from this week)

    Casey Cook Engineering Company Managers email
    Teresa Heinz’s Daughter in Law Pics
    Trudeau Bush Doonesburry 2004 Yale
    Bathing Suit by Andrew MacKenzie at his men’s fashion collection for the Spring-Summer 2005
    Feigal, Jennifer
    Julie Chen Leslie Moonves engaged
    Night Life Gothenberg Sweeden
    NYS DOH fishing fluke limit
    Russel Baker’s obituary skokie
    britsh detective series’ and television
    rachael yamagata mp3
    latest philipino invention
    john kerry royal bloodline
    North Carolina, Tennesee divorce custody case
    how tall is david boreanez
    airtrain avoid paying

    I don’t know what to make of this; I have no idea how the search algorithm came up with fishing fluke limit? I guess we are vaguely authorative about a lot of things?

  • Hide and Seek: All About Stalking in Asian American Short Films

    If this year’s crop of short films at the 27th Asian American International Film Festival in New York is any indication, we’re really good at being stalkers and stalkees. Here’s some lessons based on the films that I’ve seen so far:

    You need a go-between if both parties want to simultaneously stalk each other.
    Bicycles & Radios: greying Radio DJ hooks up “two wounded souls”. They end up following each other to buy batteries at the store and running to a pay phone to call in to the radio station at the appointed hour.

    Take up to three years (or 1,000 days, whichever comes first) to confront your stalker.
    Doki-Doki: female commuter takes notes on all of her fellow travellers throughout the seasons. She finally gathers up the courage to confront the pre-school classmate who takes the same train every day.

    Never approach more than three feet if you don’t want sparks to fly.
    3 Feet Apart: in this animation, the protagonist is born with a cell phone is his head. He meets his dream girlfriend, who was born with speakers in her head. Whenever they get too close, the feedback drives everyone nuts.

    Get some of their clothing before making sotto voce declarations of love.
    In Sangam, the Indian immigrant gives up his scarf in order to woo an Indian American man on the train to be his wife.
    In Green Stalk, a Filipina store clerk gets caught up with her female customer’s private items of clothing

    Try to speak their language, even if they have no idea what you’re saying.
    The Bakery: non-Chinese speaking Joy is followed and saved by a Cantonese speaking Caucasian

    If you’re dead, stalking can save your life.
    In Fate, a cupid-style angel stalks a female office worker to figure out why she is always so sad. (Bonus points for a director that can sneak in Jay Chou as a soundtrack to a movie with Filipino co-stars).

    To top it all off, all of the movies in the 64 Hour Film Shootout needed to insert in some way the theme “Hide and Seek”. If this is not a conspiracy theory, I don’t know what is.

    That being said, this year is unique in that the shorts are much more numerous and are of much higher quality than anything I’ve seen in the past; in fact, I’m only going to see one feature length program this year. (I did see Chinese Restaurants, which is actually 3 episodes of a 13 part series, so that wasn’t really a feature — absolutely incredible that there was like 5 minutes of air time explaining Hakka Chinese) . In four or five years, I hope that this generation will be putting out mainstream features.

  • Blending In

    The New York Times > Washington > Dress Code May Hinder Their Work, Air Marshals Say

    From the article:

    Andrea Houck, 52, who was traveling through New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport this week, said that she thought federal air marshals should be “totally undercover.”

    “Look around you,” Ms. Houck said as she pointed to other passengers waiting in the food court. “Most people are traveling in T-shirts, sweatshirts and khakis.” She added: “If I was a terrorist and I spotted someone dressed like an air marshal in a suit, I wouldn’t get on that flight. I would get on another one.”

    Hey, if that’s the case, perhaps more people should dress up in suits. I know that I actually like wearing a sport jacket on the plane because I never have enough pockets to hold all of the stuff I’m carrying while doing my mad dashes to the gate. If it acts as terrorist repellant, that’s fine by me too.

  • Talking Chicken, Turkey

    Central American chicken chain Pollo Campero opens in Corona, and on 5th Avenue and 45th Street in Brooklyn. Supposedly the chicken is so good that people would carry boxes on the plane back home to the U.S.

    Turkey is transporting the Trojan Horse from the movie Troy to Canakkale (the real one, not a computer simulation) to boost tourism.

    The Practical Nomad has been keeping up with my favorite reality show, The Amazing Race. He’s an expert in around the world travel. Would you believe a stay at this week’s pitstop, an Argentinian ranch/beef churriseria extravangza is US$100 a day? Incredibly expensive to locals, but cheaper than a nightly stay at a hotel in Rhode Island where I have to go to a conference at the end of the month.